thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

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adamsbananas:

Snapchat really expects me to watch a 260 second story about soccer

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Science side of tumblr why am i not getting head right now

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littlevillains:

*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god

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